January 23, 2005
Rathergate story, told in anagrams of "Powerlineblog."Well, I’ve got the Powerlineblog Rathergate anagram* narrative done. Hardest anagramming I’ve ever done. Would it have killed them to put an “a” or an “s” in the name of their site?
The Instapundit anagram narrative and the Little Green Footballs anagram narrative held together without much annotation, but this one needed chapter summaries to make sense. Like "Little Green Footballs," "Powerlineblog" contained the word “goner,” so I was able to use that term to describe Dan Rather again.
(Because this narrative isn't quite as self-explanatory as the others, I've written explanations after some of the lines in white type. Highlight to make them visible if you need them.)
A story in anagrams
Bill Burkett nurses a grudge and seeks to destroy Bush
by spreading lies through the mass media.
(That'd be Burkett.)
on prowl: Beg, lie,
libel GOP. “W = Nero!”
Begin Orwell op.
(Using supposedly nonpartisan “news” media as a partisan bludgeon = Orwellian.)
Bill Burkett forges the memos;
Dan Rather broadcasts them on his program.
Bile on pol grew.
(Burkett could no longer contain his resentment of his least favorite pol.)
Goober will pen
libel. Pow! Goner:
(Goner = Dan Rather.)
“We libel on prog.
(Prog. = abbreviation for “Program.”)
I leer — GOP blown!”
Opine well, Borg.
(Borg=“person who has been absorbed into the collective mind”--the anti-Bush media hive mind.)
Powerline and the blogosphere step in.
Now, re: GOP libel:
We blog on peril.
W, lie? Long probe...
(Did W lie about his Texas Air NG service? Blogs began to probe diligently…)
It becomes clear that Burkett is a liar.
The story falls apart.
Bingo! “W peer”? LOL!
(Per Dan, Burkett was in the "TX Air Guard," like Bush. Wrong; he was in the Army National Guard.)
Loner, below pig!
(A bit harsh, but some would feel it's a reasonable depiction of Burkett)
Pro-Lib glee now
blip. Longer woe
ere long. Pow, Lib!
(The momentary joy of having tarnished Bush was just a blip. A long woe — 4 years long — awaited the Libs.)
Dan Rather stonewalls to save his job.
Public opinion shifts in favor of Bush.
GOP libeler now:
“GOP boner? Well, I...
... I ... We probe NG!” (LOL.)
(Dan claimed he would continue to probe the National Guard [NG] story.)
No, W/GOP libeler.
(Nope, Dan. Can’t get away with it.)
Web poll: “I” gone “R.”
(The NG story swayed some independents toward Bush [“R”].)
Bad news for Burkett: Bush is re-elected.
Bill, GOP e’er won!
*Anagram: A word or phrase created using all the letters, and only the letters, of another word or phrase. Every line in black uses all the letters, and only the letters, in "Powerlineblog."
Update: Welcome, Powerline readers! Look around, check out some of the other posts listed above on the right, make yourselves at home. Read my comment on Powerline's take on the Harvard/Summers/women and math controversy. Or take a look at some recent spooky photos of NYC's bridges in a freak fog — my fogblog.
Update: I just realized I've left out the blogs on the left. These fine citizen journalists deserve anagrams that reveal their dynamic, proactive role in exposing this egregious abuse of the public trust. Here they are:
Kos: 's OK.
January 18, 2005
Rathergate story, told in anagrams of "Little Green Footballs"As promised, here's a crack at telling the Rathergate story using only anagrams* of "Little Green Footballs." Instapundit's Rathergate anagram had the letters D-A-N to work with, which was very convenient. But I find calling Dan "goner" seems to fit. Anyway, here goes:
A story in anagrams
"Little Green Footballs."
TANG libeler: Left's tool.
"Let's fool lettering lab!"
TANG letters libel, fool!
Lo, lib net flogs a letter!
Goner abets left's ill lot,
flogs a letter. "Not libel!"
(Goner oft tells lib tales.)
Allies blog letter, font.
So. Lettering fable toll:
Flog letter, lie lots? = Ban!
Toll fell: To resign beat.
(Goner slot till late Feb.)
I'm working on anagrams of "Powerlineblog," and finding it really challenging. I'll post what I have when I'm done.
Update: Done! Powerlineblog anagram narrative is here.
Update: Thanks to Charles at LGF for the link! Glad to have you, lizardoids; poke around a bit, make yourselves at home.
*Update: It's come to my attention that not everyone knows what an anagram actually is. Basically, it's a word or phrase rearranged to make another word or phrase. All letters must be used. You'll see that every line above uses all the letters, and only the letters, in "Little Green Footballs." For more on anagrams, click on "Anagrams" under "Categories," to your right.
January 17, 2005
Rathergate story, told in anagrams of "Instapundit."
Regular readers will have noticed my fondness for anagrams. I recently started anagramming the names of some of my favorite blogs, and made an interesting discovery: I could tell the entire Rathergate story using only anagrams for Instapundit. Here it is.
Titan du Spin.
Dan puts it in.
“Tut, Dan!” I snip.
“Dan? Nut!” I spit.
I stand, input.
I sit, punt Dan.
Stint up, Dani!
Dan in tits-up.*
Update: Check out the new set: Rathergate story, as told in anagrams of "Little Green Footballs."
Update: Now the Powerlineblog anagram story is up.