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March 06, 2005
Caption this, baby. You know you want to.
Instapundit, in the post I just cited here, writes the following about this photo:
[AP caption:] "Syrian workers hold pictures of Syrian President Bashar Assad as one cuts himself with a knife during a pro-Syrian demonstration in Beirut, Lebanon, Sunday, March 6, 2005. Man cuts himself to show his support and commitment to his president."
[LATER: I didn't notice this the first time, but is it me or does the guy in the middle give the impression that he'd rather be hanging out with the hot chicks? He's my brother, he's into knives and Assad, Mom said to keep an eye on him, what can you do? So, you free Saturday night?]
That's a good caption. Many other good ones spring to mind:
"What do you mean my Ass-ad 4-Ever tattoo looks 'gay'? I'm'a cut you!"
"Give us all your money, infidel! Can you not see that our Judas Priest cover band has so far only been able to afford one Rob Halford wristband?"
"According to DSM-IV, self-injury is a cry for help! Do you hear, little Satan? A cry for help!"
Got any good ones? Put 'em in the comments.
Update: My Pet Jawa's got a contest going on a similar photo.Posted by EtherPundit at March 6, 2005 11:22 PM Category: Current Affairs , Games , Mockery
Comments
Uh, guys? Hezbollah sent along this rolled up poster for Fahrenheit 9/11; where should I stick it?
Posted by: Korla Pundit at March 7, 2005 12:08 AM
Seriously, Ahmed, do you really think all these pictures of Assad will make anybody think we had more than four people at this protest?
Posted by: Korla Pundit at March 7, 2005 12:12 AM
You better believe this knife is sharp! I just shaved my chest with it!
Posted by: Korla Pundit at March 7, 2005 12:16 AM
"We love you, Martha!!!!"
Posted by: Punxsutawney Phil at March 7, 2005 11:09 AM
"Come on down to Crazy Said's Used Assad Megastorel! All Assad pictures are half-off! Assad posters! Assad banners! Assad ass-ads! Look -- we're literally giving you the Assad T-shirt off our back! And now the Assad Megastore is having a going out of business sale -- every Assad portrait MUST GO! Crazy Said: we're INSANE!!!"
Posted by: Punxsutawney Phil at March 7, 2005 11:16 AM