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January 15, 2005
Libs' brilliant strategy: Pway wif dollies!
Remember when you were a little kid? When you'd had a bad day in kindergarten, or when mommy and daddy were fighting, or whenever the world seemed bad or sad or out of control, you worked it out by playing with dollies.
It's not just a childish way of coping with anxiety any more. Now it's part of the new Awesome Liberal 2008 Strike Force strategy!
I posted some time ago about a Canadian MP who flaunted the awesome power of Canada on the world stage by boldly stomping on a tiny plastic simulacrum of Bush. Her technique is catching on with liberals in the US, and conservatives are cowering in fear as teensy posable versions of Republicans are humiliated! As Ace points out (referring to a post on Blaster's Blog), Bush and Ann Coulter dolls, perhaps inspired by the scenes of marionette lust in "Team America," have been seen attempting various sinful coital feats with the eager assistance of vengeful Democrats.
The next time Nader runs, instead of debating puppets, he should put on a dolly sex show. Perhaps after the main event, the tiny mannequins can relax with a teensy cigarette and discuss current events with Mr. Nader. I would pay to see Nader voice a nude Hillary doll answering questions from earnest Greens in the audience.
Update: This company offers customized "action figures" (aka dollies), so the left should have plenty to keep them busy. Bush's new cabinet! Potential Republican 2008 candidates! Right-wing pundits! Collect 'em all!
Posted by EtherPundit at January 15, 2005 01:06 AM Category: Moonbats