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January 21, 2005
Friday Night Indiscretion: Michael Moore Porn Film Titles
It's Friday night. We've all had a hard week. Some of you are drunk.
What better time to trot out... the Friday Night Indiscretion?
Tonight's ill-considered foray into absurdity:
What if Michael Moore made pornos? What would their titles be?
I've come up with a few:
Fahrenheit 9.11"
Boweling for Columbine
Canadian Makin' Bacon
Dude, Where's My C*nt?
I know someone out there can do better. Any ideas? Add them in the comments thread. If I get some good ones, I'll publish a new post next Friday collecting them.
Update: I should have made it clear that these would be films Moore would direct, not star in. I apologize if the image of Moore actually performing in such a movie has caused anyone irreversible psychosexual setbacks.
Posted by EtherPundit at January 21, 2005 08:36 PM Category: Michael Moore , Sex
Comments
Ow! I did need a good laugh...
How's about:
- Stooped White Men
- Will They Ever Thrust in Us Again?
- TV/TS Nation
Blistering barnacles, I better stop now...
Posted by: Captain Haddock at January 21, 2005 09:24 PM
Billions of bilious blistering blue barnacles, those are good!
Posted by: EtherPundit at January 21, 2005 11:37 PM
I Am Curious Pinko
Behind the Green Party
Insatiable
Autobiography of a Whale
Platinum Worker's Paradise
Barbra Broadcast
Feminazis deSade
Drivel in Miss Jones
...and of course:
Michael Moore *is*: The Bang Bus!
Posted by: Mick McMick at January 22, 2005 10:47 AM
Hmm.. ok, couple of thoughts here, oh, and if you have a heart condition or have eaten recently you might want to skip to the next post :)
Roger & Me, and a donkey named Chet: The story of a love that dare not speak it's name.
Meat the Pets : The day that PETA took it's love for animals one step too far
Dude, wheres my condom? : A teenage love story
Downsize This! : Finally a porn film that doesn't make your average guy feel inadequate.
Posted by: Todd Robbins at January 25, 2005 11:30 AM
The Awful Truth Laid Bear
[sorry -- best I could come up with]
Posted by: Noah Body at January 31, 2005 04:08 PM