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November 13, 2004
Suggested title: "Tony B-LIAR, Prime MONSTER of Great BOUGHT 'N' paid-for."
[whispering] Jesus, thank You so much for Your merciful intervention. I was already starting to worry about the midterm elections. I'm ashamed to even admit that, in the face of all Your bountiful gifts this month. (Thanks for the Arafat thing, by the way. I almost forgot to prostrate myself before You in gratefulness.) But now that Michael Moore is back on the job, I can stop worrying and relax, knowing the Republican majority will grow under Your watchful ministrations. Thank you, Lord.
[whispering even more softly] Oh, and Jesus -- or Buddah, or Yahweh, or Allah, or whatever your name is -- don't tell anyone I'm an atheist. I want the Dems to keep their useful illusions that only "Jesusland" voted for Bush. That really helps us out.
And now that I've had my conversation with whatzisname (or is it whatzername?), I have a question for the truly omnipresent one, Michael Moore himself. (Omnipresent not in the spiritual sense, but because his massive girth seeps uncontrollably into every corner, crevice, and crevasse.)
Mikey, dude, wasn't your next movie going to ream Bush's faithful poodle, Tony Blair? Do you not remember telling Reuters, "Blair knows better. Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?"
The British election is looming ever closer. You've never let us down before, Mikey. Better get cracking!
Posted by EtherPundit at November 13, 2004 08:12 PM Category: Michael Moore
Comments
I dread that these new projects of Sir Michael will not get the publicity such an earnest endeavor deserves. As such, I have decided to help rally the faithful to devise names for these films.
http://korlapundit.blogspot.com/2004/11/girth-of-nation.html
Posted by: Korla Pundit at November 14, 2004 11:13 AM