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November 19, 2004
Bush Dolly: Trampled Underfoot!
Dean Esmay says he's boycotting Canada because a Canadian MP squished a Bush dolly under her boot.
| "I show my power to you, KKKowboy! I crush a little dolly that nominally looks like a teeny, tiny plastic version of you! Ha! Take that, you basket-flaunting, phallocentric, JDAM-hurling oppressor of Islamic women and babies! This is grrrrrrrl power! Tremble before my might, KKKowardly AmeriKKKan fascist!" |
All power to Dean, and I certainly respect his decision. But I
personally found this incident hilarious. So this is what our foreign opposition
allies are reduced to? This is it? This is all you got? Playing with
dollies? We've got the Marines mowing down Zarqawi's men thousands of
miles away, and you've got a child's doll pinned helplessly on the
floor? Bring it, Canuck.
Also... you know, I never intended this blog to be so focused on sexual matters... but am I the only one who wonders whether this MP, Carolyn Parrish, is a Crush or Trampling fetishist? (Yes, there are at least two sex fetishes that focus on women stepping on things. I believe the "trampling" fetish involves stepping on men, and the "crush" fetish involves stepping on objects or small living creatures.) There's just something both laughable and weird-kinky as all-get-out about that photo. The Mrs. Peel boot doesn't hurt either.
I tell ya... those long, cold, winters up there... and they have to wear boots, don't they? I mean, with all the snow and all? I mean, I guess it's only natural that they should learn to express all their emotions with their feet....
Update: The Crusty Curmudgeon notes that the MP in question got sh!tcanned. Apparently she'd been a problem for the Labour party for a while. Such a shame, though; we get Chirac-style hissy fits from just about every "ally" these days, but it's rare to see such a kooky, kinky, key-rayzee, and downright entertaining form of dissent.
Update: Citizen Smash links to an interesting response from a Canadian.
Posted by EtherPundit at November 19, 2004 10:19 PM Category: Bush Administration , Politics , Sex