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November 22, 2004
Bangbus (et al) fakes? I'm shocked -- SHOCKED!
Wizbangbus
spotlights a hilarious item: An expose of "sex in a van" websites.
Turns out the porn makers are -- shock of shocks -- not really driving
around picking up random "hot" girls on the street, paying them for
sex, and dumping them afterwards! My trust in the porn industry is
shattered!
Now what could have given the sham away? Was it the fact that no sane
woman, no matter how promiscuous or broke, would get into a random van
and drive away with random strangers who had announced their intention
of having sex with her? Or was it the fact that all of these women --
"grad students", most of them -- just happen to have the patented plastic
pornstar look, down to pubes shaved into a gross little landing strip?
Just by coincidence?
Or perhaps fake breasts, ridiculously styled tiny remnants of body
hair, and a fondness for group sex with strangers really are characteristic of a
typical "horny, broke student."
Honestly, if you can't trust porn movies to be 100% authentic, what is
this world coming to? Oh well. At least I can still put my faith in
such stalwart beacons of honesty as the government, Hollywood, and CBS
News. I mean, some things are sacred.
Posted by EtherPundit at November 22, 2004 08:58 PM Category: Sex
Comments
Posted by: roger at January 25, 2007 11:35 PM